Your dad drank cheap beer before you did. He pounded PBR, slammed Schlitz and inhaled High Life. Have you ever wondered who invented drinking games? It was your dad, he invented all of them to get your mom drunk. As he gave you that first sip of cheap beer, he had such great hopes for you. You following in his footsteps, and becoming your own man. What the hell happened? We bet if your dad could he would un-drink that drop of cheap beer from your pathetic baby hipster mouth.
I love this blog. Also, I think there are a few pictures at home of me getting sips of beer as a child.