tylercoates:

In case you’d like to know what it was like growing up where I did, you may read this article and keep in mind that the sheriff was once married to my second-grade teacher and pulled me over for speeding when I was 19 (he let me go without a ticket), the dispatcher was my neighbor, and “Juice” was once married to my aunt. Basically, it is the greatest story I have ever heard. And the comments! As Christina said, even the Tidewater has trolls. 

You should have seen the trolling when these items were in my hometown paper: A dentist was in a meth ring and was found dead in his country club home My gym teacher was in bed with a female student Our old tennis coach allegedly tied guys up and beat them up in his home My math teacher choked his ex wife through her car window