Speaking the Truth

Me: It just made me sad, you know? I mean, I'm concerned I'm going to end up in a nursing home alone, never having married and with no kids to help take care of me.
Jenn: That's not going to happen.
Me: Really? Why do you think that?
Jenn: Because by the time you're that age, you'll have so many dachshunds, there's no way they'll let you in a nursing home with all of them.
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It's ok I'm going to be a crazy dog lady too.