give them diet coke and cigs and they dont stop

I was at Chambers Street waiting on the 2 or 3, whichever came first, and the dumbest bunch of dumb fuck preteenage boys with fucking scooters (not even skateboards) were PLAYING ON THE FUCKING 1 TRAIN TRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didnt know whether I should tell someone (see something say something) or wait for the dumbass to get hit or electrocuted. So I didnt do anything but play megajump and listen to my Jimmy Pardo comedy cd.