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May 2012

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

What the hell?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!

The bodega guy just let CJs secret service protector arrest the wrong guy and now he got shot and killed.

Not a spoiler this happened in 2002.

May 31, 2012
May 31, 201266 notes
Gross

My foreheads peeling and my hairline :/

May 31, 2012
“Why are we so drunk…all the time” —Hewy via text to Fancy quoting her our senior year
May 29, 2012
May 26, 2012
Life update

1. I got offered both jobs I interviewed for and was in a never before been in position of turning down a job.
2. That being said I’m scared how easily my transition back to a North Carolinian has been. The pessimist in me is waiting for the other shoe to drop.
3. I love my new job and I think they love me. I’ve been assigned some work this past week and done it right and all the stuff I learned is kicking in.
4. Robbie and I got the apartment we wanted in carrboro and are moving in at the end of next month.
5. I saw my best friend in her wedding dress yesterday and she looked gorgeous. I can’t wait to rock my hot pink heels standing next to her!
6. Im going to the farmers market tomorrow and I’m excited.
7. Robbie has 6 wine bottles and I have a heap of Caffeine Free Diet Cheerwine cans. Our neighbors might find us weird.
8. I have a pool less than a minute walk away from me and I might not leave it all weekend.
9. I took a 2.5 hour nap today and it felt great.
10. Wedding diet commences next Monday.

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May 17, 20129 notes
Lunch today is a bag of barbecue Baked! Lays and a 12oz. can of Sprite.

onemanswords:

Lunch today is a bag of barbecue Baked! Lays and a 12oz. can of Sprite.

Shame! You should have food, I saw you at the Teeter last night!
May 17, 20128 notes
Speaking the Truth
  • Me: It just made me sad, you know? I mean, I'm concerned I'm going to end up in a nursing home alone, never having married and with no kids to help take care of me.
  • Jenn: That's not going to happen.
  • Me: Really? Why do you think that?
  • Jenn: Because by the time you're that age, you'll have so many dachshunds, there's no way they'll let you in a nursing home with all of them.
  • ----------
  • It's ok I'm going to be a crazy dog lady too.
May 17, 201213 notes
American Idol

I haven’t watched Idol at all but is Phillip doing Dave Matthews doing Frankie Valli?

May 16, 2012
Why Comedians Were Afraid of Patrice O’Neal -- New York Magazine → nymag.com

themattsmith:

Fantastic dissection of what was so unique about Patrice.

I met Patrice after I did stand up one night and he was so freaking nice to me.
May 16, 201227 notes
Life update

Got my job offer 2 weeks ago and started today. So many nice people and the work is interesting. My boss told me 3 times in the first five minutes I was there how excited she was that I was there! She also told me I have tremendous potential.

I couldn’t stop smiling! The day flew by and I just shadowed people do I feel it’ll really fly by when I’m actually working.

May 16, 20121 note
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May 2, 201297 notes
Ahhh

I must pack for New Orleans. I’m waiting to hear about a job and I’m nervous! I can’t wait to celebrate with Katie this weekend. Gibbs thought I was a dog last night and started chewing my hair. I have to reprint my nails.

May 2, 2012
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