Saturday we went to Cornelia Street Cafe for brunch. I dropped 30 bucks on a cup of coffee, two slices of tomato, 4 pieces of potato, 3 slices of bread, and 2 eggs over easy with three strips of limp bacon that was billed on the menu as “thick cut.” Disappointment abounded.
So after having a tasty brunch at Kittichai yesterday, with delish blood orange prosecco mimosas, we drank the afternoon away in the West Village.
I picked up a slice from Bleecker Street pizza and that was the last good thing I ate yesterday. I ordered dinner from a pizza place on seamlessweb that had 20% off and ordered carbonara because I was craving some creamy pasta.
What I got was bacon, egg, and spaghetti. No sauce, no spice, no creaminess. Scrambled eggs, bacon, and pasta. If I hadnt still been kind of drunk, I wouldve called and demanded my money back.
Today I went to Subway for lunch because I spent my money on
grown up productive things booze and food this weekend. I wanted tomatoes but had the guy take them on and off twice when I tried to explain….I DONT WANT TOMATO CORES ON MY SANDWICH. What the fuck? There was a quarter of an inch of red on those “tomatoes.” Why cant they cut them better? They also made a shitty sloppy Subway club without the amount of meat its supposed to have.
I know this is a dumb rant because there are people starving in the world, but Im just mad I spent around 60 bucks in 3 days on shitty food.
It’s not that hard to eat healthy. I just made two kale salads in 5 minutes after getting home at 11 and working since 9 am. But it is easier and sometimes more delicious to eat something quicker and badder!