February 2009
January 2009
hurt
i cant stop coughing…………………….
OMG.OMG.OMG.Every Tyra Banks Gif Ever! →
theduty:
(via eemcmillan)
…AMERICA’S NEXT TOP WAKKA.
the simpsons
this episode is so “heavenly creatures”
The "I'm Broke" Meal
walpaper:
blocksonblox says, “Yeah. I’m broke right now. So I’m eating my go-to “I’m Broke” meal which consists of some hashbrowns, bread with butter/oregano/garlic salt that I broiled in the oven, and some spaghetti sauce to dip said bread in. What’s your “I’m Broke” meal?” —-
This is my “I’m Broke” meal.
i always make pasta or soup for broke meals. pasta is like 4 boxes for 5 bucks at key...
this e chick
what a moron. she asks the dumbest fucking questions.
angelina
can barely hide her contempt for this e chick
grocery store
i always try and go on my way home from work because i hate forcing myself to go after ive been at home for awhile.
im currently trying to summon the strength to go get 1.99 progresso soup, 2 for $5 cottage cheese and 2 for $5 reduced fat cheez its.
always go cheez its, never nips.
also associated supermarket has 8 for 2 buck oranges….now i know they arent organic and i think some kittens...
I love crock pot
drunkbrunch:
This is what I’m making for my work lunch this week: Spicy Chicken Soup.
I added black beans and jalapenos.
i made chicken chili last sunday and it lasted til thursday. good call amanda!
Teen posing as a Chicago cop charged as juvenile →
tylercoates:
newsandbooze:
This story just keps getting better. This 14-year-old supposedly showed up to the department in full uniform, picked up a radio and wrote tickets yesterday. He did this for SEVEN HOURS before someone was like, “Hmm, I wonder why this cop looks so much like my 9th grade nephew.” Seriously…amazing. Second City Cop has some really funny dirt on the situation, which may...
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t...
– Hobbes, Calvin & Hobbes (via girlindc) (via mimilachula) (via wildephotog)
AMC Theaters Best Picture Showcase →
peterwknox:
mdfsmash:mknell:randomsarah:mknell:
All 5 pictures nominated for the Best Picture Oscar back-to-back with free popcorn for $30 at AMC Theaters nationwide (The NY one is the AMC 25 in Times Square usually). They usually give away prizes for trivia as well. I’ve done this for the last two years, and it’s a lot of fun.
Tickets on sale tomorrow the 23rd. This sells out fast, so...
I will say that before your “Lost” loyalty reflex kicks in, there are moments...
– Karla Peterson, Lost an acquired taste… (via t-rotheavenger) (via peterwknox)
CollegeHumor show write-up in the New York... →
samreich:
“I don’t know how they started producing original videos, but I’m glad they did.”
aw thats fun- sam saw my examiner.com post about college humor.
ugh
my throat is insanely sore. nose stuffed. watching best in show and waiting for my food to be delivered.
Oh man you are the one upper. All the more reason to destroy.- james
Best email ever
krispayne:
I’m bored as fuck. i stay in harlem but i’ll drive through with 12 beers and hang. not gay. not a crazy fuck. just bored out of my ass. let me know.
Seriously. Best email ever
kris id totally hang with a fellow nc-er
What was your first job?
tylercoates:
I worked at the pharmacy counter of my town’s family-owned drug store. It was the old fashioned kind of drug store that had a lunch counter; the women behind the counter had been there for years (I’m talking twenty years or more).
The best part about working at the only pharmacy in your county is that you get to meet everyone. The worse part is that everyone knows who you are. But...
Houston st smells like chinese food
Michelle is wearing my friends friends dress!
my new examiner.com thingie →
kdub update:
spent yesterday watching law and order and reading “the hour i first believed”- i highly recommend both
currently working late because i need the $$$
gchatting with the always hilarious shannon
wondering when and if irish will call me
i made chicken chili last night- cut up chicken, 2 cans reduced fat broth, i can diced tomatoes with chilis, 1 can pintos, 1 can beans, and a lot of...
thanks lag in video feed
i missed it! im taping it at home but STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
watching the critic and things ive noticed
1. jay had a “lars and the real girl” date when he brought his blow up doll to dinner
2. i didnt know judd apatow worked on this show but it makes a lot of sense considering the humor
Loving steak frites drunk brunch
sweeet
265 page views today on my examiner.com site!
staying in
tired from lack of quality sleep…tummy ache…and carolina game on.
irish
went out and got some beers with mike last night and irish met up with us.
i enjoyed the reunion but of course feel a bit let down. it was fun to have someone to snuggle with last night so im taking the extravegent snuggling til 1:30 pm this afternoon and forgetting the awkward bye bye.
oh irish
texted me this afternoon and said hed be here tomorrow. texted me at 9:50 and asked what i was doing. texted at 10 and said he was here. have yet to hear back.
sketch sketch sketch ball!