Did you have an American Girl doll? I’m reading on Jezebel about the new movie. Kit was cute, though I was long out of the dolls when she came around. However, if they brought Samantha to theatres I’d go in a heartbeat to just reminisce.
Molly was my first. Then I got Kirsten, then Addy. But I had aaaall the books and paper dolls (that were available when I was the right age) and I still credit them for my love of history. Also, my obsession with period dramas. My parents were hard-asses and only bought me educational toys, which meant my dolls only got the period clothing which meant I spent most of my childhood playing pretend in the 18th and 19th centuries. My dorkdom didn’t come from nowhere, people.
i had samantha first then molly, or whichever one came out first. looved those books…however i also was really into avonlea and anne of green gables.
2 chorizo sausages – cut into ¾-inch slices – yield approx 14 pieces 3 cups cornmeal (coarse grain, not corn flour) 1 1/2 cups plain flour 1 1/4 teaspoon soda 3/4 teaspoon salt 2 Tablespoon sugar 1.5 cups buttermilk 1 1/4 cups water 1 egg
In large mixing bowl mix all dry ingredients. Add buttermilk and water. Beat in eggs and mix well. If batter gets stiff add small amount of water. Dip each sausage in prepared batter and Fry until golden in oil heated to 350 degrees. Garnish with fresh small red chiles and sprigs fresh oregano.
New woman Lindsay Lohan has revealed that the name of her upcoming third CD is Spirit in the Dark. The first single is called “Playground”. It was produced by Pharrell Williams and it will drop in September. Lohan’s new disc was totally created I mean produced by Williams, Akon, StarGate and Bloodshy & Avant.
The disc itself is coming out on November 4.
I’m not in love with that title. Let’s have some suggestions for alternate choices. Here’s mine:
1) You Best Have Short Fingernails If You’re Comin’ At Me!
3) Firecrotch Out Of Hell II
4) Freckled Uvula
5) Sammy N’ Lindsay: A Love That Dare Not Be Up In Our Faces 24-7. Damn, Take A Break You Two, Shit, Other Lesbians Spend Some Time At Home On The Couch You Know…
Jake and Amir were featured in this week’s Us magazine, so I happily picked up a copy. While skimming through it I came across an article about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Angie raved about sex in her current pregnant-with-twins condition-“It’s great for the sex life…as a woman you’re just so round and full…”
While it may be true that there’s nothing like having your uterus packed with fetuses to make you feel womanly, I’m sorry, but that part about it being great for the sex life sounds suspicious. She also dished about Brad’s new tattoo: “One night, we didn’t have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back…He just liked it!” She says of the abstract design Pitt had permanently inked. And them there was her special gift from Brad: “Maddox, our six year old, draws a lot of war scenarios, so for Mother’s Day, he drew a machine gun and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet.”
Some things are really only meant to last until your next shower; others, until another, better machine gun drawing can take its place under the magnet on the refrigerator. That’s why they call them doodles, Brad. Not art. Doodles.
angelina jolie would be the only person who still wants to fuck when she feels “round and full”…when i feel round and full i want to sleep and or purge.