Merry christmas to all!
Only my family can call me krissy
Anyone else remember singing this song as a kid?
butterflyeffect: littleorphanammo: “kookaburra sits in the old gum tree merry merry king of the bush is he… LAUGH kookaburra laugh kookaburra, leave some there for me HA HA HA…” It’s been stuck in my head for days. Oh, yes indeed, except the words I know are different. Funny how I’ve met both Yanks and Poms that know it, though. My version goes like this: “Kookaburra sits in the old...
This American Life, Episode 87, 'A Very Sedaris... →
shiningstar: Hear David Sedaris, Julia Sweeney, and others read and discuss David Sedaris’ amazing book, Holidays On Ice. An amazing and hilarious way to get into the holiday spirit.
so i found out last night that the gallery doing the keith harring exhibit is by my friends brothers gallery. babysat for him and his fiance last night.
Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I...– John Mayer, 09-21-2006 (via apsies) Hahahahaha (via allthiscanbeyours) wow
Cool hand luke = awesome
I can eat fifty eggs
Amy Sedaris Inks Sitcom Deal →
stopwhispering: OMG WHY IS THIS THE FIRST I AM HEARING ABOUT THIS. OMG OMG OMG!!!!
i forgot i had an account and someone bought “i hope they serve beer in hell” from me. god that book was horrifying.
exhausted and feeling beat down, but i am pulling myself together to go watch the unc game with beth and mike. go heels!
shooting in my work hood monday
Amber Tamblyn … Det. Casey Shraeger Monique Curnen … Det. Beaumont Adam Goldberg … Det. Delahoy Harold Perrineau … Det. Banks Jeremy Renner … Det. James Walsh Terry Kinney … Sergeant Harvey Brown Kai Lennox … Det. Ed AlvarezJoshua Close … Det. Cole Cornell Womack … Lt. Little Eliezer Meyer … Pushed Hasid on Street Analeis Lorig …...
Exciting photos from the set of Lost (SPOILERS,... →
stopwhispering: Holy shit! Why are they wearing Dharma Initiative jumpsuits?
rockuboff: “Dominick the Donkey” This is my...
I had that senior math class where we learned how to write checks
Adam: there is this weird man across the street from my house he is this older...
Film Addict: How many of IMDB's Top 250 have you... →
non-blog: bg5000: I’ve seen 63.2%. I suppose i have some work to do. 44% yikes! also, did you notice how many movies from the last 10 years were on there? is that just b/c of time or b/c we are actually getting better at making movies? ive got to get to work! maybe i should watch something tonight.
trainwrecks: Hey everyone, meet this guy! He’s PROUD of the sexist, nonsensical, rambling drool he’s emailed to Julia Allison! fpdeguzman: so as you all know.. those of you who follow Julia Allison.. she’s been posting random questions about body perception.. looking for responses.. well I responded to her latests posts about the body types that she had posted.. type 1 being Kate Moss.. type 2...
Civic Literacy Test →
loreal: I got a 72.73%! Totes didn’t expect that… lfarm: I got a 66.67%, which happens to be well above average. Thank you 2003 US citizenship test. (The average score for all 2,508 Americans taking the following test was 49%; college educators scored 55%.) via caitlinoppermann : joshmohrer: jackzerby 60.61 %
First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then...– Buddy the Elf (via complicatedshoes) (via randyhaddock) (via soupsoup) (via claudia)
I love you, too, baby girl!– Alcoholic Janet, to her SON, Thomas, on the newest episode of Intervention. (via itsmescooter) Holy shit I can’t wait to watch that episode tonight! (via missamylynn) My favorite part was that he goes “MOM…it’s me. THOMAS.” (via busygirl) (via ellenclare)
Dear Tumblr Please Settle This Debate Between...
kiamatthews: Which band would you be more embarrassed to admit to liking? Fall Out Boy or My Chemical Romance Clearly I am a FOB fan. Whatever. Patrick Stump has an amazing voice, they are a FUN band and they can and frequently take the piss out of themselves. MCR is full of sisies who sing about sissy things; they’re probably cutters and do shit like write the names of former lovers on the...
last minute shoppers can thank themselves →
aliexplainsitall: december 18th is a day where shoppers can go online and get free shipping and guaranteed delivery on/before christmas. i should have waited! via girlwearsmascara