Oh, yes indeed, except the words I know are different. Funny how I’ve met both Yanks and Poms that know it, though.
My version goes like this:
“Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Merry merry king of the bush is he
Laugh, kookaburra laugh
Kookaburra, gay your life must be”
Obviously the PC police got to the lyrics at some stage. I mean, shit I’m not that old am I? I never thought anything of it when I was a kid… but I suppose it might be confusing for some now… Eh… I still think they should leave nursery rhymes (and the rest) alone. Stop foisting adult Christian agendas onto innocent children who don’t know any better and don’t begin to care about anything you deem “filth” until you force them to.
He was just a happy, laughing kookaburra… like all kookaburras are.
“Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left — just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.’”—
“Adam: there is this weird man across the street from my house
he is this older man w/ a backpack wearing a coat and a dress
he was there when i left for lunch and he is still there
i’m a little freaked out
Adam: then where i got my sandwich they had to kick this guy out this stalking this gir
then this old crazy woman almost hit with her car
i have only been out of the house for like 15 minutes
that is way too many crazies to run into in such little time”—
so as you all know.. those of you who follow Julia Allison.. she’s been posting random questions about body perception.. looking for responses.. well I responded to her latests posts about the body types that she had posted.. type 1 being Kate Moss.. type 2 being Kate Winslet.. and type 3 being a overweight woman… then she posed a question.. “Theory: Most men want a slightly “fatter” woman than most women want themselves to be. See the photo exhibits that follow. Women are Type 3 Men want Type 2 Women want to be Type 1 Agree? Disagree?” well.. she posted my email response. SCORE.
Reader Email: “If she’s that in shape… then why would I want her to be fatter?” From: [redacted male reader] Date: December 15, 2008 7:26:10 PM EST To: Julia@nonsociety.com Subject: Most men want a slightly “fatter” woman than most women want themselves to be.
Um… if she’s that in shape… then why would I want her to be fatter? It’s like telling Michael Jordan that I’d think he was a better basketball player if he didn’t dunk the ball/missed a shot every once in a while. MJ was ‘decent’ at baseball… but everyone thought, “WTF is he doing playing baseball?!” It was unexpected. Kate Moss wouldn’t be Kate Moss if she was any ‘fatter’, she’s always been fairly slim.. yes, now most of the slimness is due to a substantial amount of drugs she used when she was with Pete Dorhety.. but if she was fatter.. then she wouldn’t be the same person. It’s what she’s known for.. but it depends on what you mean by “slightly”. Is it the ‘slight’ difference of non bold and bold? Cause that’s still fairly fairly noticeable.. It’s why there’s such a huge media uproar when a celebrity (mostly female.. sometimes male) loses a significant amount of weight or gains.
Most women are like type 2.. a select few women have that privilege of being as small as type 1. Men want type 2? I’m not particularly attracted to Kate Winslet.. her face throws me off. I want a woman more like Kate Beckinsale. In a previous question I answered, I mentioned that Alessandra Ambrosio as the celeb/model’s body I’d want my girlfriend to have. But I know not every woman is going to be that tiny.. it’s a 1/5 chance.. but Kate Beckinsale is probably more ideal..and closer to what I feel is a normal ‘real’ woman.
Women do want to be type 1.. but that’s nearly impossible. No one is going to ever be THAT skinny. You gotta work with what you have.. not every woman is going to look good THAT small. For different sizes I feel there’s an ideal. For those like number 2 (those size 6s-8s), I think she’d maybe use someone like Kim Kardashian as motivation? Because Kim Kardashian is a size 26/27..and considered by the media.. “bigger”. For someone who’s more like number 3.. they’d more than likely use Kate Winslet as their motivation and ideal “skinniness”. Cause think about it.. if #3 got to the size of #1.. would that even be healthy? If #2 got close to the size of #1.. then it wouldn’t be as bad.. but people’s body and bone structure are different.. so I don’t se that ever happening. #1 is never going to get as big as #3 (or vice versa).. #2 and #1.. however may get close to each other in size..
You got me thinking TOO much about this. I love a woman for what she has to offer me mentally, physically and of course the looks matter, but if she has a bigger butt like Kim Kardashian.. or has a smaller waist like Eva Longoria.. I won’t discriminate and think, “Damn, why can’t you be as skinny?” They’d both have different aspects of beauty and would more than likely attract a substantial amount of men.
It’s all about tastes and preference.
i wouldnt consider kate moss “in shape” shes a shape. shes a skinny model, but its not like shes toned and on the cover of shape magazine haha.
Which band would you be more embarrassed to admit to liking?
Fall Out Boy
My Chemical Romance
Clearly I am a FOB fan. Whatever. Patrick Stump has an amazing voice, they are a FUN band and they can and frequently take the piss out of themselves. MCR is full of sisies who sing about sissy things; they’re probably cutters and do shit like write the names of former lovers on the soles of thier shoes so as to walk all over them (credit Erik).