May 2013
This weekend!!!
So excited to get out in the sun.
Tonight - date!
Saturday - dog park, pool, dinner with Fancy and Snake
Sunday - more pool, maybe sleepover with Joan?
Monday - day off! Pool?
Ugh
I think I’d have an easier time applying for a mortgage than getting my damn fee reduction from the pool.
“I don’t know when I fell asleep and woke up a fucking liberal”
– My mom
boggle-:
Nothing like your ex and his wife having a baby and giving the kid the same name as your life-long dream Kid Name.
I saw that! Womp womp I love that name too.
Of late
I turned 30. I celebrated with friends. I had a panic attack. I got in a funk. I had a weight lifted at work. I saw my friend marry someone she loves. I partied down with NYC friends at said wedding. I said goodbye to my twenties and appreciate what they taught me. I took a look at my life and saw the changes I want to make. I had dinner with two friends who warm my heart last night. I had dinner...
The 911 operator for the Cleveland thing
What the hell?!!!! What an asshole and why would she get off the phone with her?!!!
Remembering Stella, New Yorkâs All-Star... →
thecomedylocal:
In the late nineties, David Wain and Michaels Ian Black and Showalter set up a weekly showcase where everyone from Louis C.K. to Marc Maron to the UCB to Stephen Colbert would show up.
Party like it’s 1997.
What a difference a year makes
thecooknook:
Feels like yesterday!!
May 3, 2012: at Jazzfest in New Orleans with my favorites
May 3, 2013: Cuddled up with my newest favorite
“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.” - Bill Cosby
A list of every Fox and Friends correction
bobbymoynihans:
To my knowledge, the sketch has been performed 7 times on SNL
First appearing with Helen Mirren- April 9th, 2011
Ben Stiller- October 8, 2011
Eli Manning- May 5th 2012
SNL Weekend Update Thursday- September 20, 2012
Louis CK- November 3, 2012
Christoph Waltz -February 16, 2013
Zach Galifianakis- May 4, 2013
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And I'm 30
Where’d my twenties go?
Besties
I don’t know about y’all but my friends and I don’t really do birthday presents. We buy your dinner and drinks that kind of thing. Buy your ticket to a concert or a groupon for trapeze school, you know the usual.
So it warmed my heart that my best gal Katie got me a birthday present. She didn’t have to do that but it brought a tear to my eye and I’m excited to use...
Lucky
Robbie and I were talking about how sometimes you just have to take a step back and look at your friends and realize how lucky you are.
I can’t imagine what life would be like if I’d been born a year later or earlier or hadn’t gone to the orientation I did or my friends hasn’t lived on certain halls that they did.
I’d really be lacking in the friendship...
Reese Witherspoon's Amazing Arrest Video Emerges →
deathbycupcakes:
yes.
and
“I’m sorry. I had nothing to do with that.”
Omg
Reese Witherspoon's Amazing Arrest Video Emerges →
deathbycupcakes:
yes.
and
“I’m sorry. I had nothing to do with that.”
Of late
This weeks alternatively fast and slow. I’m sad my friends are out of town because I would rather celebrate being alive for 39 years with them BUT this means I get to celebrate multiple times. It’s like Hanukkah birthday.
Tonight is for dinner with some friends then Saturday is for a crawfish boil and then who knows. Was supposed to go to Erika’s neighbors party but now she...
Timeline: How Jon Hamm Became America’s Sexiest... →
April 2013
3.5 days
Til I’m 30. Mixed feelings. Age aunt nothing but a number right?
“I drank your birthday present. Sorry.”
– The Colonel
Nicorette time
Help me Jebus
“Before I met Hugh, I would write in my diary, “M came over and we were romantic....”
– Listening to David Sedaris talk about his new book and inability to write about sex on Fresh Air is making my whole week. (/life) 